MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURE?
Volume 1, Book 1, Number 2:
Narrated 'Aisha:
(the mother of the faithful believers) Al-Harith bin Hisham asked
Allah's Apostle "O Allah's Apostle! How is the Divine Inspiration
revealed to you?" Allah's Apostle replied, "Sometimes it is (revealed)
like the ringing of a bell, this form of Inspiration is the hardest of
all and then this state passes ' off after I have grasped what is
inspired. Sometimes the Angel comes in the form of a man and talks to
me and I grasp whatever he says." 'Aisha added: Verily I saw the
Prophet being inspired Divinely on a very cold day and noticed the
Sweat dropping from his forehead (as the Inspiration was over).
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO YOU ASSUME SELF-DEFENSE IS WRONG?
Volume 1, Book 2, Number 30:
Narrated Al-Ahnaf bin Qais:
While I was going to help this man ('Ali Ibn Abi Talib), Abu Bakra met
me and asked, "Where are you going?" I replied, "I am going to help
that person." He said, "Go back for I have heard Allah's Apostle
saying, 'When two Muslims fight (meet) each other with their swords,
both the murderer as well as the murdered will go to the Hell-fire.' I
said, 'O Allah's Apostle! It is all right for the murderer but what
about the murdered one?' Allah's Apostle replied, "He surely had the
intention to kill his companion."
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW MANY STONES DID YOU WIPE YOUR BUTT WITH?
Volume 1, Book 2, Number 458:
Abu Huraira reported Allah's Apostle (may peace be upon him) as saying:
When anyone wipes himself with pebbles (after answering the call of
nature) he must make use of an odd number and when any one of you
performs ablution he must snuff in his nose water and then clean it.
MO-HAM-MAD, DO WOMEN HAVE ORGASMS?
Volume 1, Book 3, Number 132:
Narrated Um Salama:
Um-Sulaim came to Allah's Apostle and said, "Verily, Allah is not shy
of (telling you) the truth. Is it necessary for a woman to take a bath
after she has a wet dream (nocturnal sexual discharge?) The Prophet
replied, "Yes, if she notices a discharge." Um Salama, then covered her
face and asked, "O Allah's Apostle! Does a woman get a discharge?" He
replied, "Yes, let your right hand be in dust (An Arabic expression you
say to a person when you contradict his statement meaning "you will not
achieve goodness"), and that is why the son resembles his mother."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT SHOULD YOUR COMPANION DO WHEN HE PEES HIS PANTS?
Volume 1, Book 3, Number 134:
Narrated 'Ali:
I used to get the emotional urethral discharge frequently so I
requested Al-Miqdad to ask the Prophet about it. Al-Miqdad asked him
and he replied, "One has to perform ablution (after it)." (See Hadith
No. 269).
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT IS A FART?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 137:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "The prayer of a person who does ,Hadath (passes,
urine, stool or wind) is not accepted till he performs (repeats) the
ablution." A person from Hadaramout asked Abu Huraira, "What is
'Hadath'?" Abu Huraira replied, " 'Hadath' means the passing of wind
from the anus."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY WAS YOUR COMPANION STARING AT YOUR WIFE?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 148:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The wives of the Prophet used to go to Al-Manasi, a vast open place
(near Baqia at Medina) to answer the call of nature at night. 'Umar
used to say to the Prophet "Let your wives be veiled," but Allah's
Apostle did not do so. One night Sauda bint Zam'a the wife of the
Prophet went out at 'Isha' time and she was a tall lady. 'Umar
addressed her and said, "I have recognized you, O Sauda." He said so,
as he desired eagerly that the verses of Al-Hijab (the observing of
veils by the Muslim women) may be revealed. So Allah revealed the
verses of "Al-Hijab" (A complete body cover excluding the eyes).
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU MAKE YOUR WIVES WAIT SO LONG?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 149:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet said to his wives, "You are allowed to go out to answer the call of nature."
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DO I GET TO MUSLIM HEAVEN?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 174:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "A man saw a dog eating mud from (the severity of)
thirst. So, that man took a shoe (and filled it) with water and kept on
pouring the water for the dog till it quenched its thirst. So Allah
approved of his deed and made him to enter Paradise." And narrated
Hamza bin 'Abdullah: My father said. "During the lifetime of Allah's
Apostle, the dogs used to urinate, and pass through the mosques (come
and go), nevertheless they never used to sprinkle water on it (urine of
the dog.)"
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT DID YOU SEE DURING A SOLAR ECLIPSE?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 184:
Narrated Asma' bint Abu Bakr:
I came to 'Aisha the wife of the Prophet during the solar eclipse. The
people were standing and offering the prayer and she was also praying.
I asked her, "What is wrong with the people?" She beckoned with her
hand towards the sky and said, "Subhan Allah." I asked her, "Is there a
sign?" She pointed out, "Yes." So I, too, stood for the prayer till I
fell unconscious and later on I poured water on my head. After the
prayer, Allah's Apostle praised and glorified Allah and said, "Just now
I have seen something which I never saw before at this place of mine,
including Paradise and Hell. I have been inspired (and have understood)
that you will be put to trials in your graves and these trials will be
like the trials of Ad-Dajjal, or nearly like it (the sub narrator is
not sure of what Asma' said). Angels will come to every one of you and
ask, 'What do you know about this man?' A believer will reply, 'He is
Muhammad, Allah's Apostle , and he came to us with self-evident truth
and guidance. So we accepted his teaching, believed and followed him.'
Then the angels will say to him to sleep in peace as they have come to
know that he was a believer. On the other hand a hypocrite or a
doubtful person will reply, 'I do not know but heard the people saying
something and so I said the same.' "
MO-HAM-MAD, CAN I PISS ON THE INSIDE WALL OF A MOSQUE?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 219:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
A Bedouin stood up and started making water in the mosque. The people
caught him but the Prophet ordered them to leave him and to pour a
bucket or a tumbler of water over the place where he had passed the
urine. The Prophet then said, "You have been sent to make things easy
and not to make them difficult."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU WANT YOUR COMPANION TO WATCH YOU URINATE?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 225:
Narrated Hudhaifa':
The Prophet and I walked till we reached the dumps of some people. He
stood, as any one of you stands, behind a wall and urinated. I went
away, but he beckoned me to come. So I approached him and stood near
his back till he finished.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU PRESCRIBE URINE AS MEDICINE?
Volume 1, Book 4, Number 234:
Narrated Abu Qilaba:
Anas said, "Some people of 'Ukl or 'Uraina tribe came to Medina and its
climate did not suit them. So the Prophet ordered them to go to the
herd of (Milch) camels and to drink their milk and urine (as a
medicine).
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOUR DAUGHTER HAVE A VENEREAL DISEASE?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 269:
Narrated 'Ali:
I used to get emotional urethral discharge frequently. Being the
son-in-law of the Prophet I requested a man to ask him about it. So the
man asked the Prophet about it. The Prophet replied, "Perform ablution
after washing your organ (penis)."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU GO TO PRAYER SEXUALLY CHARGED?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 274:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Once the call (Iqama) for the prayer was announced and the rows were
straightened. Allah's Apostle came out; and when he stood up at his
Musalla, he remembered that he was Junub. Then he ordered us to stay at
our places and went to take a bath and then returned with water
dropping from his head. He said, "Allahu-Akbar", and we all offered the
prayer with him.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO MUSLIMS HAVE WET DREAMS?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 280:
Narrated Um-Salama:
(the mother of the believers) Um Sulaim, the wife of Abu Talha, came to
Allah's Apostle and said, "O Allah's Apostle! Verily Allah is not shy
of (telling you) the truth. Is it necessary for a woman to take a bath
after she has a wet dream (nocturnal sexual discharge)?" Allah's
Apostle replied, "Yes, if she notices a discharge."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU WANT YOUR SEXUALLY CHARGED COMPANION TO SIT NEXT TO YOU?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 281:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet came across me in one of the streets of Medina and at that
time I was Junub. So I slipped away from him and went to take a bath.
On my return the Prophet said, "O Abu Huraira! Where have you been?" I
replied, "I was Junub, so I disliked to sit in your company." The
Prophet said, "Subhan Allah! A believer never becomes impure."
MO-HAM-MAD, DID YOU WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH ABU?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 283:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle came across me and I was Junub He took my hand and I
went along with him till he sat down I slipped away, went home and took
a bath (cold shower). When I came back. he was still sitting there. He
then said to me, "O AbuHuraira! Where have you been?' I told him about
it The Prophet said, "Subhan Allah! O Abu Huraira! A believer never
becomes impure."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY WERE YOU SEXUALLY CHARGED SO OFTEN?
Volume 1, Book 5, Number 284:
Narrated Abu Salama :
I asked 'Aisha "Did the Prophet use to sleep while he was Junub?" She
replied, "Yes, but he used to perform ablution (before going to bed)."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT DOES MENSTRUAL BLOOD SMELL LIKE?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 295:
Narrated 'Urwa:
A person asked me, "Can a woman in menses serve me? And can a Junub
woman come close to me?" I replied, "All this is easy for me. All of
them can serve me, and there is no harm for any other person to do the
same. 'Aisha told me that she used to comb the hair of Allah's Apostle
while she was in her menses, and he was in Itikaf (in the mosque). He
would bring his head near her in her room and she would comb his hair,
while she used to be in her menses."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO YOU READ THE QUR'AN WHILE SMELLING MENSTRUAL BLOOD?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 296:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet used to lean on my lap and recite Qur'an while I was in menses.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU FONDLE AISHA WHILE SHE WAS ON HER PERIOD?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 298:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet and I used to take a bath from a single pot while we were
Junub. During the menses, he used to order me to put on an Izar (dress
worn below the waist) and used to fondle me. While in Itikaf, he used
to bring his head near me and I would wash it while I used to be in my
periods (menses).
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU FONDLE YOUR WIVES WHILE THEY WERE ON THEIR PERIODS?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 299:
Narrated 'Abdur-Rahman bin Al-Aswad:
(on the authority of his father) 'Aisha said: "Whenever Allah's Apostle
wanted to fondle anyone of us during her periods (menses), he used to
order her to put on an Izar and start fondling her." 'Aisha added,
"None of you could control his sexual desires as the Prophet could."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID ONE OF YOUR WIVES HAVE A VENEREAL DISEASE?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 307:
Narrated 'Aisha:
"One of the wives of Allah's Apostle joined him in l'tikaf and she
noticed blood and yellowish discharge (from her private parts) and put
a dish under her when she prayed."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU KEEP YOUR WIVES IN POVERTY?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 309:
Narrated 'Aisha:
None of us had more than a single garment and we used to have our
menses while wearing it. Whenever it got soiled with blood of menses we
used to apply saliva to the blood spot and rub off the blood with our
nails.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T MUSLIMS KNOW HOW TO CLEAN THEMSELVES?
Volume 1, Book 6, Number 311:
Narrated 'Aisha:
A woman asked the Prophet about the bath which is take after finishing
from the menses. The Prophet told her what to do and said, "Purify
yourself with a piece of cloth scented with musk." The woman asked,
"How shall I purify myself with it" He said, "Subhan Allah! Purify
yourself (with it)." I pulled her to myself and said, "Rub the place
soiled with blood with it."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU PRAISE YOUR COMPANION FOR BEATING AISHA?
Volume 1, Book 7, Number 330:
Narrated 'Aisha:
(the wife of the Prophet) We set out with Allahs Apostle on one of his
journeys till we reached Al-Baida' or Dhatul-Jaish, a necklace of mine
was broken (and lost). Allah's Apostle stayed there to search for it,
and so did the people along with him. There was no water at that place,
so the people went to Abu- Bakr As-Siddiq and said, "Don't you see what
'Aisha has done? She has made Allah's Apostle and the people stay where
there is no water and they have no water with them." Abu Bakr came
while Allah's Apostle was sleeping with his head on my thigh, He said,
to me: "You have detained Allah's Apostle and the people where there is
no water and they have no water with them.
So he admonished me and said what Allah wished him to say and hit me on
my flank with his hand. Nothing prevented me from moving (because of
pain) but the position of Allah's Apostle on my thigh. Allah's Apostle
got up when dawn broke and there was no water. So Allah revealed the
Divine Verses of Tayammum. So they all performed Tayammum. Usaid bin
Hudair said, "O the family of Abu Bakr! This is not the first blessing
of yours." Then the camel on which I was riding was caused to move from
its place and the necklace was found beneath it.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOUR COMPANIONS GET TURNED ON OVER EACH OTHER?
Volume 1, Book 7, Number 334:
Narrated 'Abdur Rahman bin Abza:
A man came to 'Umar bin Al-Khattab and said, "I became Junub but no
water was available." 'Ammar bin Yasir said to 'Umar, "Do you remember
that you and I (became Junub while both of us) were together on a
journey and you didn't pray but I rolled myself on the ground and
prayed? I informed the Prophet about it and he said, 'It would have
been sufficient for you to do like this.' The Prophet then stroked
lightly the earth with his hands and then blew off the dust and passed
his hands over his face and hands."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOUR COMPANIONS GET TURNED ON OVER EACH OTHER?
Volume 1, Book 7, Number 336:
Narrated 'Abdur Rahman bin Abza:
that while he was in the company of 'Umar, 'Ammar said to 'Umar, "We
were in a detachment and became Junub and I blew the dust off my hands
(performed the rolling over the earth and prayed.)"
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID HAVE YOUR COMPANIONS ROLL IN THE DIRT LIKE DOGS?
Volume 1, Book 7, Number 344:
Narrated 'Imran bin Husain Al-Khuza'i:
Allah's Apostle saw a person sitting aloof and not praying with the
people. He asked him, "O so and so! What prevented you from offering
the prayer with the people?" He replied, "O Allah's Apostle! I am Junub
and there is no water." The Prophet said, "Perform Tayammum with clean
earth and that will be sufficient for you."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO MUSLIMS WANT TO KILL YOU FOR HELPING THEIR SISTER?
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 353:
Narrated Abu Murra:
(the freed slave of Um Hani) Um Hani, the daughter of Abi Talib said,
"I went to Allah's Apostle in the year of the conquest of Mecca and
found him taking a bath and his daughter Fatima was screening him. I
greeted him. He asked, 'Who is she?' I replied, 'I am Um Hani bint Abi
Talib.' He said, 'Welcome! O Um Hani.' When he finished his bath he
stood up and prayed eight Rak at while wearing a single garment wrapped
round his body and when he finished I said, 'O Allah's Apostle ! My
brother has told me that he will kill a person whom I gave shelter and
that person is so and so the son of Hubaira.' The Prophet said, 'We
shelter the person whom you have sheltered.'" Um Ham added, "And that
was before noon (Duha)."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOUR COMPANIONS UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR UNDERWEAR?
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 363:
Narrated Abu Said Al-Khudri
Allah's Apostle forbade Ishtimal-As-Samma' (wrapping one's body with a
garment so that one cannot raise its end or take one's hand out of it).
He also forbade Al-Ihtiba' (sitting on buttocks with knees close to
abdomen and feet apart with the hands circling the knees) while
wrapping oneself with a single garment, without having a part of it
over the private parts.
MO-HAM-MAD, WAS LIAN THE MOSQUE WHORE?
Volume 1, Book 8, Number 415:
Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd:
A man said, "O Allah's Apostle! If a man finds another man with his
wife, (committing adultery) should the husband kill him?" Later on I
saw them (the man and his wife) doing Lian in the mosque.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU PRAY TOWARDS AISHA'S VAGINA?
Volume 1, Book 9, Number 486:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Do you make us (women) equal to dogs and donkeys? While I used to lie
in my bed, the Prophet would come and pray facing the middle of the
bed. I used to consider it not good to stand in front of him in his
prayers. So I used to slip away slowly and quietly from the foot of the
bed till I got out of my guilt.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK A JOB INSTEAD OF STAYING AT HOME?
Volume 1, Book 11, Number 644:
Narrated Al-Aswad:
That he asked 'Aisha "What did the Prophet use to do in his house?" She
replied, "He used to keep himself busy serving his family and when it
was the time for prayer he would go for it."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU WORK A JOB AND PAY YOUR DEBTS?
Volume 1, Book 12, Number 795:
Narrated 'Aisha:
(the wife of the Prophet) Allah's Apostle used to invoke Allah in the
prayer saying "Allahumma inni a'udhu bika min adhabil-qabri, wa a'udhu
bika min fitnatil-masihid-dajjal, wa a'udhu bika min fitnatil-mahya wa
fitnatil-mamati. Allahumma inni a'udhu bika minal-ma thami
wal-maghrami. (O Allah, I seek refuge with You from the punishment of
the grave and from the afflictions of Masi,h Ad-Dajjal and from the
afflictions of life and death. O Allah, I seek refuge with You from the
sins and from being in debt)." Somebody said to him, "Why do you so
frequently seek refuge with Allah from being in debt?" The Prophet
replied, "A person in debt tells lies whenever he speaks, and breaks
promises whenever he makes (them)." 'Aisha also narrated: I heard
Allah's Apostle in his prayer seeking refuge with Allah from the
afflictions of Ad-dajjal.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU BORROW YOUR COMPANION'S TOOTH BRUSH?
Volume 2, Book 13, Number 15:
Narrated 'Aisha:
AbdurRahman bin Abi Bakr came holding a Siwak with which he was
cleaning his teeth. Allah's Apostle looked at him. I requested
Abdur-Rahman to give the Siwak to me and after he gave it to me I
divided it, chewed it and gave it to Allah's Apostle. Then he cleaned
his teeth with it and (at that time) he was resting against my chest.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T MUSLIMS UNDERSTAND THE NEED TO BATH?
Volume 2, Book 13, Number 25:
Narrated Aisha:
(the wife of the Prophet) The people used to come from their abodes and
from Al-'Awali (i.e. outskirts of Medina up to a distance of four miles
or more from Medina). They used to pass through dust and used to be
drenched with sweat and covered with dust; so sweat used to trickle
from them. One of them came to Allah's Apostle who was in my house. The
Prophet said to him, "I wish that you keep yourself clean on this day
of yours (i.e. take a bath)."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU MOURN FOR YOUR LOVED ONES?
Volume 2, Book 23, Number 386:
Narrated 'Aisha:
When the Prophet got the news of the death of Ibn Haritha, Ja'far and
Ibn Rawaha he sat down and looked sad and I was looking at him through
the chink of the door. A man came and told him about the crying of the
women of Ja'far. The Prophet ordered him to forbid them. The man went
and came back saying that he had told them but they did not listen to
him. The Prophet (p.b.u.h) said, "Forbid them." So again he went and
came back for the third time and said, "O Allah's Apostle! By Allah,
they did not listen to us at all." ('Aisha added): Allah's Apostle
ordered him to go and put dust in their mouths. I said, (to that man)
"May Allah stick your nose in the dust (i.e. humiliate you)! You could
neither (persuade the women to) fulfill the order of Allah's Apostle
nor did you relieve Allah's Apostle from fatigue. "
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU CURSE JEWS AND CHRISTIANS?
Volume 2, Book 23, Number 414:
Narrated 'Urwa:
Aisha said, "The Prophet in his fatal illness said, 'Allah cursed the
Jews and the Christians because they took the graves of their Prophets
as places for praying."'
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU HATE CHRISTIANS AND THEIR CHURCHES?
Volume 2, Book 23, Number 425:
Narrated 'Aisha:
When the Prophet became ill, some of his wives talked about a church
which they had seen in Ethiopia and it was called Mariya. Um Salma and
Um Habiba had been to Ethiopia, and both of them narrated its (the
Church's) beauty and the pictures it contained. The Prophet raised his
head and said, "Those are the people who, whenever a pious man dies
amongst them, make a place of worship at his grave and then they make
those pictures in it. Those are the worst creatures in the Sight of
Allah."
MO-HAM-MAD, DO PEOPLE WITH BIG HANDS DIE EARLY?
Volume 2, Book 24, Number 501:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Some of the wives of the Prophet asked him, "Who amongst us will be the
first to follow you (i.e. die after you)?" He said, "Whoever has the
longest hand." So they started measuring their hands with a stick and
Sauda's hand turned out to be the longest. (When Zainab bint Jahsh died
first of all in the caliphate of 'Umar), we came to know that the long
hand was a symbol of practicing charity, so she was the first to follow
the Prophet and she used to love to practice charity. (Sauda died later
in the caliphate of Muawiya).
MO-HAM-MAD, IS THE MURDER OF INFIDELS THE BEST DEED?
Volume 2, Book 26, Number 595:
Narrated 'Aisha:
(the mother of the faithful believers) I said, "O Allah's Apostle! We
consider Jihad as the best deed." The Prophet said, "The best Jihad
(for women) is Hajj Mabrur."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID ISLAM KEEP ITS PAGAN ORIGINS?
Volume 2, Book 26, Number 655:
Narrated 'Aisha:
Allah's Apostle said to me, "Were your people not close to the
Pre-lslamic period of ignorance, I would have demolished the Ka'ba and
would have rebuilt it on its original foundations laid by Abraham (for
Quraish had curtailed its building), and I would have built a back door
(too)."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO WE HAVE TO GO TO MECCA AND TORTURE OURSELVES?
Volume 2, Book 26, Number 741:
Narrated 'Aisha:
We got down at Al-Muzdalifa and Sauda asked the permission of the
Prophet to leave (early) before the rush of the people. She was a slow
woman and he gave her permission, so she departed (from Al-Muzdalifa)
before the rush of the people. We kept on staying at Al-Muzdalifa till
dawn, and set out with the Prophet but (I suffered so much that) I
wished I had taken the permission of Allah's Apostle as Sauda had done,
and that would have been dearer to me than any other happiness.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO WE HAVE TO PERFORM ANIMAL SACRIFICES?
Volume 2, Book 26, Number 767:
Narrated 'Amra bint 'AbdurRahman:
I heard 'Aisha saying, "Five days before the end of Dhul-Qa'ada we set
out from Medina in the company of Allah's Apostle with the intention of
performing Hajj only. When we approached Mecca, Allah's Apostle ordered
those who had no Hadi with them to finish their lhram after performing
Tawaf of the Ka'ba and (Sa'i) and between Safa and Marwa." 'Aisha
added, "On the day of Nahr (slaughtering of sacrifice) beef was brought
to us. I asked, 'What is this?' The reply was, 'Allah's Apostle
(p.b.u.h) has slaughtered (sacrifices) on behalf of his wives.' "
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY ARE ALL MUSLIMS EVIL?
Volume 3, Book 29, Number 56:
Narrated 'Abdullah:
While we were in the company of the Prophet in a cave at Mina, when
Surat-wal-Mursalat were revealed and he recited it and I heard it
(directly) from his mouth as soon as he recited its revelation.
Suddenly a snake sprang at us and the Prophet said (ordered us): "Kill
it." We ran to kill it but it escaped quickly. The Prophet said, "It
has escaped your evil and you too have escaped its evil."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU SHOW ANY MERCY?
Volume 3, Book 29, Number 72:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
Allah's Apostle entered Mecca in the year of its Conquest wearing an
Arabian helmet on his head and when the Prophet took it off, a person
came and said, "Ibn Khatal is holding the covering of the Ka'ba (taking
refuge in the Ka'ba)." The Prophet said, "Kill him."
MO-HAM-MAD, SINCE MUSLIMS DO NOT STAY IN MEDINA THEY MUST BE BAD?
Volume 3, Book 30, Number 108:
Narrated Zaid bin Thabit:
When the Prophet went out for (the battle of) Uhud, some of his
companions (hypocrites) returned (home). A party of the believers
remarked that they would kill those (hypocrites) who had returned, but
another party said that they would not kill them. So, this Divine
Inspiration was revealed: "Then what is the matter with you that you
are divided into two parties concerning the hypocrites." (4.88) The
Prophet said, "Medina expels the bad persons from it, as fire expels
the impurities of iron."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO MUSLIM MEN CHASE WOMEN OFTEN?
Volume 3, Book 31, Number 129:
Narrated 'Alqama: While I was walking with 'Abdullah he said, "We were
in the company of the Prophet and he said, 'He who can afford to marry
should marry, because it will help him refrain from looking at other
women, and save his private parts from looking at other women, and save
his private parts from committing illegal sexual relation; and he who
cannot afford to marry is advised to fast, as fasting will diminish his
sexual power."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO MUSLIM MEN HAVE PREMATURE EJACULATIONS?
Volume 3, Book 31, Number 149:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet used to kiss and embrace (his wives) while he was fasting,
and he had more power to control his desires than any of you. Said
Jabir, "The person who gets discharge after casting a look (on his
wife) should complete his fast."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WHILE FASTING?
Volume 3, Book 31, Number 150:
Narrated Hisham's father:
Aisha said, "Allah's Apostle used to kiss some of his wives while he was fasting," and then she smiled.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU OBSERVE FASTS ON PAGAN HOLIDAYS?
Volume 3, Book 31, Number 220:
Narrated Aisha:
Quraish used to fast on the day of 'Ashura' in the Pre-lslamic period,
and Allah's Apostle too, used to fast on that day. When he came to
Medina, he fasted on that day and ordered others to fast, too. Later
when the fasting of the month of Ramadan was prescribed, he gave up
fasting on the day of 'Ashura' and it became optional for one to fast
on it or not.
MO-HAM-MAD, DON'T YOU KNOW THAT FALSE PROPHETS WILL BE IN HELL?
Volume 3, Book 34, Number 425:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, son of Mary
(Jesus) will shortly descend amongst you people (Muslims) as a just
ruler and will break the Cross and kill the pig and abolish the Jizya
(a tax taken from the non-Muslims, who are in the protection, of the
Muslim government). Then there will be abundance of money and no-body
will accept charitable gifts.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU MURDER SOMEONE WHO LOANED YOU MONEY?
Volume 3, Book 45, Number 687:
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
Allah's Apostle said, "Who would kill Ka'b bin Al-Ashraf as he has
harmed Allah and His Apostle?" Muhammad bin Maslama (got up and) said,
"I will kill him." So, Muhammad bin Maslama went to Ka'b and said, "I
want a loan of one or two Wasqs of food grains." Ka'b said, "Mortgage
your women to me." Muhammad bin Maslama said, "How can we mortgage our
women, and you are the most handsome among the Arabs?" He said, "Then
mortgage your sons to me." Muhammad said, "How can we mortgage our
sons, as the people will abuse them for being mortgaged for one or two
Wasqs of food grains? It is shameful for us. But we will mortgage our
arms to you." So, Muhammad bin Maslama promised him that he would come
to him next time. They (Muhammad bin Maslama and his companions came to
him as promised and murdered him. Then they went to the Prophet and
told him about it.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY ARE HORSES TIED TO GETTING HEAVENLY REWARDS?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 105:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
The Prophet said, "If somebody keeps a horse in Allah's Cause motivated
by his faith in Allah and his belief in His Promise, then he will be
rewarded on the Day of Resurrection for what the horse has eaten or
drunk and for its dung and urine."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU HATE THE JEWS?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 176:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
Allah's Apostle said, "You (i.e. Muslims) will fight with the Jews till
some of them will hide behind stones. The stones will (betray them)
saying, 'O 'Abdullah (i.e. slave of Allah)! There is a Jew hiding
behind me; so kill him.' "
MO-HAM-MAD, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT FALSE PROPHETS WILL BE IN HELLFIRE?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 177:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight
with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will
say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."
MO-HAM-MAD, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT MURDERERS WILL BE IN HELLFIRE?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 259:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle sent us in a mission (i.e. am army-unit) and said, "If
you find so-and-so and so-and-so, burn both of them with fire." When we
intended to depart, Allah's Apostle said, "I have ordered you to burn
so-and-so and so-and-so, and it is none but Allah Who punishes with
fire, so, if you find them, kill them."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU WANT MUSLIMS MURDERED IF THEY LEFT ISLAM?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 260:
Narrated Ikrima:
Ali burnt some people and this news reached Ibn 'Abbas, who said, "Had
I been in his place I would not have burnt them, as the Prophet said,
'Don't punish (anybody) with Allah's Punishment.' No doubt, I would
have killed them, for the Prophet said, 'If somebody (a Muslim)
discards his religion, kill him.' "
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DO YOU MURDER A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 264:
Narrated Al-Bara bin Azib:
Allah's Apostle sent a group of Ansari men to kill Abu-Rafi. One of
them set out and entered their (i.e. the enemies) fort. That man said,
"I hid myself in a stable for their animals. They closed the fort gate.
Later they lost a donkey of theirs, so they went out in its search. I,
too, went out along with them, pretending to look for it. They found
the donkey and entered their fort. And I, too, entered along with them.
They closed the gate of the fort at night, and kept its keys in a small
window where I could see them. When those people slept, I took the keys
and opened the gate of the fort and came upon Abu Rafi and said, 'O Abu
Rafi. When he replied me, I proceeded towards the voice and hit him. He
shouted and I came out to come back, pretending to be a helper. I said,
'O Abu Rafi, changing the tone of my voice. He asked me, 'What do you
want; woe to your mother?' I asked him, 'What has happened to you?' He
said, 'I don't know who came to me and hit me.' Then I drove my sword
into his belly and pushed it forcibly till it touched the bone. Then I
came out, filled with puzzlement and went towards a ladder of theirs in
order to get down but I fell down and sprained my foot. I came to my
companions and said, 'I will not leave till I hear the wailing of the
women.' So, I did not leave till I heard the women bewailing Abu Rafi,
the merchant pf Hijaz. Then I got up, feeling no ailment, (and we
proceeded) till we came upon the Prophet and informed him."
MO-HAM-MAD, SHOULD WE KEEP TALKING UNTIL WE CAN MURDER A JEW?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 270:
Narrated Jabir bin 'Abdullah:
The Prophet said, "Who is ready to kill Ka'b bin Al-Ashraf who has
really hurt Allah and His Apostle?" Muhammad bin Maslama said, "O
Allah's Apostle! Do you like me to kill him?" He replied in the
affirmative. So, Muhammad bin Maslama went to him (i.e. Ka'b) and said,
"This person (i.e. the Prophet) has put us to task and asked us for
charity." Ka'b replied, "By Allah, you will get tired of him." Muhammad
said to him, "We have followed him, so we dislike to leave him till we
see the end of his affair." Muhammad bin Maslama went on talking to him
in this way till he got the chance to kill him.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO YOU LIKE TO MURDER SOMEONE WHO LOST THE BATTLE?
Volume 4, Book 52, Number 286:
Narrated Salama bin Al-Akwa:
"An infidel spy came to the Prophet while he was on a journey. The spy
sat with the companions of the Prophet and started talking and then
went away. The Prophet said (to his companions), 'Chase and kill him.'
So, I killed him." The Prophet then gave him the belongings of the
killed spy (in addition to his share of the war booty).
MO-HAM-MAD, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT FALSE PROPHETS WILL BE IN HELLFIRE?
Volume 4, Book 53, Number 401:
Narrated Auf bin Mali:
I went to the Prophet during the Ghazwa of Tabuk while he was sitting
in a leather tent. He said, "Count six signs that indicate the approach
of the Hour: my death, the conquest of Jerusalem, a plague that will
afflict you (and kill you in great numbers) as the plague that afflicts
sheep, the increase of wealth to such an extent that even if one is
given one hundred Dinars, he will not be satisfied; then an affliction
which no Arab house will escape, and then a truce between you and Bani
Al-Asfar (i.e. the Byzantines) who will betray you and attack you under
eighty flags. Under each flag will be twelve thousand soldiers.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ON SOME SNAKES?
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 518:
Narrated Ibn Umar:
That he heard the Prophet delivering a sermon on the pulpit saying,
"Kill snakes and kill Dhu-at-Tufyatain (i.e. a snake with two white
lines on its back) and ALBATROSS (i.e. a snake with short or mutilated
tail) for they destroy the sight of one's eyes and bring about
abortion." ('Abdullah bin 'Umar further added): Once while I was
chasing a snake in order, to kill it, Abu Lubaba called me saying:
"Don't kill it," I said. "Allah's Apostle ordered us to kill snakes."
He said, "But later on he prohibited the killing of snakes living in
the houses." (Az-Zubri said. "Such snakes are called Al-Awamir.")
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE SALAMANDERS?
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 526:
Narrated Um Sharik:
That the Prophet ordered her to kill Salamanders.
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DOES STARING AT A SNAKE CAUSE BLINDNESS AND ABORTIONS?
Volume 4, Book 54, Number 527:
Narrated 'Aisha:
The Prophet said, "Kill the snake with two white lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DO CHILDREN LOOK LIKE THEIR MOTHERS?
Volume 4, Book 55, Number 545:
Narrated Abu Salama:
Um Salama said, "Um Salaim said, 'O Allah's Apostle! Allah does not
refrain from saying the truth! Is it obligatory for a woman to take a
bath after she gets nocturnal discharge?' He said, 'Yes, if she notices
the water (i.e. discharge).' Um Salama smiled and said, 'Does a woman
get discharge?' Allah's Apostle said. 'Then why does a child resemble
(its mother)?"
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT WILL PEOPLE FIRST EAT IN MUSLIM HEAVEN?
Volume 4, Book 55, Number 546:
Narrated Anas:
When 'Abdullah bin Salam heard the arrival of the Prophet at Medina, he
came to him and said, "I am going to ask you about three things which
nobody knows except a prophet: What is the first portent of the Hour?
What will be the first meal taken by the people of Paradise? Why does a
child resemble its father, and why does it resemble its maternal uncle"
Allah's Apostle said, "Gabriel has just now told me of their answers."
'Abdullah said, "He (i.e. Gabriel), from amongst all the angels, is the
enemy of the Jews." Allah's Apostle said, "The first portent of the
Hour will be a fire that will bring together the people from the east
to the west; the first meal of the people of Paradise will be
Extra-lobe (caudate lobe) of fish-liver. As for the resemblance of the
child to its parents: If a man has sexual intercourse with his wife and
gets discharge first, the child will resemble the father, and if the
woman gets discharge first, the child will resemble her." On that
'Abdullah bin Salam said, "I testify that you are the Apostle of
Allah." 'Abdullah bin Salam further said, "O Allah's Apostle! The Jews
are liars, and if they should come to know about my conversion to Islam
before you ask them (about me), they would tell a lie about me." The
Jews came to Allah's Apostle and 'Abdullah went inside the house.
Allah's Apostle asked (the Jews), "What kind of man is 'Abdullah bin
Salam amongst you?" They replied, "He is the most learned person
amongst us, and the best amongst us, and the son of the best amongst
us." Allah's Apostle said, "What do you think if he embraces Islam
(will you do as he does)?" The Jews said, "May Allah save him from it."
Then 'Abdullah bin Salam came out in front of them saying, "I testify
that None has the right to be worshipped but Allah and that Muhammad is
the Apostle of Allah." Thereupon they said, "He is the evilest among
us, and the son of the evilest amongst us," and continued talking badly
of him.
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DO ANGELS KEEP BUSY?
Volume 4, Book 55, Number 550:
Narrated Anas bin Malik:
The Prophet said, "Allah has appointed an angel in the womb, and the
angel says, 'O Lord! A drop of discharge (i.e. of semen), O Lord! a
clot, O Lord! a piece of flesh.' And then, if Allah wishes to complete
the child's creation, the angel will say. 'O Lord! A male or a female?
O Lord! wretched or blessed (in religion)? What will his livelihood be?
What will his age be?' The angel writes all this while the child is in
the womb of its mother."
MO-HAM-MAD, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT FALSE PROPHETS WILL BE IN HELLFIRE?
Volume 4, Book 55, Number 657:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
Allah's Apostle said, "By Him in Whose Hands my soul is, surely
(Jesus,) the son of Mary will soon descend amongst you and will judge
mankind justly (as a Just Ruler); he will break the Cross and kill the
pigs and there will be no Jizya (i.e. taxation taken from non Muslims).
Money will be in abundance so that nobody will accept it, and a single
prostration to Allah (in prayer) will be better than the whole world
and whatever is in it." Abu Huraira added "If you wish, you can recite
(this verse of the Holy Book): -- 'And there is none Of the people of
the Scriptures (Jews and Christians) But must believe in him (i.e Jesus
as an Apostle of Allah and a human being) Before his death. And on the
Day of Judgment He will be a witness Against them."
MO-HAM-MAD, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT FALSE PROPHETS WILL BE IN HELLFIRE?
Volume 4, Book 56, Number 791:
Narrated 'Abdullah bin 'Umar:
I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "The Jews will fight with you, and you
will be given victory over them so that a stone will say, 'O Muslim!
There is a Jew behind me; kill him!' "
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY WERE YOU AFRAID OF PEOPLE SEEING YOU AS A BUM AND LEAVING ISLAM?
Volume 4, Book 56, Number 808:
Narrated 'Ali:
I relate the traditions of Allah's Apostle to you for I would rather
fall from the sky than attribute something to him falsely. But when I
tell you a thing which is between you and me, then no doubt, war is
guile. I heard Allah's Apostle saying, "In the last days of this world
there will appear some young foolish people who will use (in their
claim) the best speech of all people (i.e. the Qur'an) and they will
abandon Islam as an arrow going through the game. Their belief will not
go beyond their throats (i.e. they will have practically no belief), so
wherever you meet them, kill them, for he who kills them shall get a
reward on the Day of Resurrection."
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DID IT FEEL GETTING LUCKY?
Volume 5, Book 57, Number 27:
Narrated 'Urwa bin Az-Zubair:
I asked 'Abdullah bin 'Amr, "What was the worst thing the pagans did to
Allah's Apostle?" He said, "I saw 'Uqba bin Abi Mu'ait coming to the
Prophet while he was praying.' Uqba put his sheet round the Prophet's
neck and squeezed it very severely. Abu Bakr came and pulled 'Uqba away
from the Prophet and said, "Do you intend to kill a man just because he
says: 'My Lord is Allah, and he has brought forth to you the Evident
Signs from your Lord?"
MO-HAM-MAD, DO MUSLIMS ALWAYS ASK STUPID QUESTIONS AND YOU GIVE STUPID ANSWERS?
Volume 5, Book 57, Number 96:
Narrated Ibn Abi Nu'm:
A person asked 'Abdullah bin 'Umar whether a Muslim could kill flies. I
heard him saying (in reply). "The people of Iraq are asking about the
killing of flies while they themselves murdered the son of the daughter
of Allah's Apostle . The Prophet said, They (i.e. Hasan and Husain) are
my two sweet basils in this world."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHAT DO GHOSTS EAT?
Volume 5, Book 58, Number 200:
Narrated Abu Huraira:
That once he was in the, company of the Prophet carrying a water pot
for his ablution and for cleaning his private parts. While he was
following him carrying it(i.e. the pot), the Prophet said, "Who is
this?" He said, "I am Abu Huraira." The Prophet said, "Bring me stones
in order to clean my private parts, and do not bring any bones or
animal dung." Abu Huraira went on narrating: So I brought some stones,
carrying them in the corner of my robe till I put them by his side and
went away. When he finished, I walked with him and asked, "What about
the bone and the animal dung?" He said, "They are of the food of Jinns.
The delegate of Jinns of (the city of) Nasibin came to me--and how nice
those Jinns were--and asked me for the remains of the human food. I
invoked Allah for them that they would never pass by a bone or animal
dung but find food on them."
MO-HAM-MAD, WHY DID HAVE SEXUAL DREAM ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A SIX YEAR OLD GIRL?
Volume 5, Book 58, Number 235:
Narrated 'Aisha:
That the Prophet said to her, "You have been shown to me twice in my
dream. I saw you pictured on a piece of silk and some-one said (to me).
'This is your wife.' When I uncovered the picture, I saw that it was
yours. I said, 'If this is from Allah, it will be done."
Volume 5, Book 58, Number 236:
Narrated Hisham's father:
Khadija died three years before the Prophet departed to Medina. He
stayed there for two years or so and then he married 'Aisha when she
was a girl of six years of age, and he consumed that marriage when she
was nine years old.
MO-HAM-MAD, WHO IS THE GREATEST ENEMY OF THE JEWS?
Volume 5, Book 58, Number 275:
Narrated Anas:
When the news of the arrival of the Prophet at Medina reached 'Abdullah
bin Salam, he went to him to ask him about certain things, He said, "I
am going to ask you about three things which only a Prophet can answer:
What is the first sign of The Hour? What is the first food which the
people of Paradise will eat? Why does a child attract the similarity to
his father or to his mother?" The Prophet replied, "Gabriel has just
now informed me of that." Ibn Salam said, "He (i.e. Gabriel) is the
enemy of the Jews amongst the angels. The Prophet said, "As for the
first sign of The Hour, it will be a fire that will collect the people
from the East to the West. As for the first meal which the people of
Paradise will eat, it will be the caudate (extra) lobe of the
fish-liver. As for the child, if the man's discharge proceeds the
woman's discharge, the child attracts the similarity to the man, and if
the woman's discharge proceeds the man's, then the child attracts the
similarity to the woman."
MO-HAM-MAD, DOES (p.b.u.h.) STAND FOR PISS BE UPON HIM?
Volume 7, Book 71, Number 596:
Narrated Um Qais bint Mihsan:
I heard the Prophet saying, "Treat with the Indian incense, for it has
healing for seven diseases; it is to be sniffed by one having throat
trouble, and to be put into one side of the mouth of one suffering from
pleurisy." Once I went to Allah's Apostle with a son of mine who would
not eat any food, and the boy passed urine on him whereupon he asked
for some water and sprinkled it over the place of urine.
MO-HAM-MAD, HOW DO MUSLIMS GET TO MUSLIM HEAVEN?
Volume 8, Book 76, Number 481:
Narrated Sahl bin Sa'd:
Allah's Apostle said, "Whoever can guarantee (the chastity of) what is
between his two jaw-bones and what is between his two legs (i.e. his
tongue and his private parts), I guarantee Paradise for him."